Any humorous quotes about life? - humorous quotes for cancer
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If the world did not suck, we fall.
I know that his old song, but I believe that the texts continue to work for thesis ..
http://www.lyricscrawler.com/song/3953.h ...
I had the blues
for I had no shoes
Even on the road
I knew a man who had no feet.
- Denis Waitley
Let's stand up and be thankful, for if we have learned a lot today, at least we learned a little, and they learn a little, at least not ill, and if you get sick, at least not die, why we are all grateful. "
Buddha
Life is a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty body, well preserved, but rather skid in sideways, also be used, utterly exhausted and loudly proclaiming - "Wow - what a ride!"
Bill McKenna
"Here is the test of whether you have fulfilled your mission on Earth: if you live, it is not."
-Richard Bach
A man must pay the musicians, in my case, Happ
If the world did not suck, we fall.
I know that his old song, but I believe that the texts continue to work for thesis ..
http://www.lyricscrawler.com/song/3953.h ...
I had the blues
for I had no shoes
Even on the road
I knew a man who had no feet.
- Denis Waitley
Let's stand up and be thankful, for if we have learned a lot today, at least we learned a little, and they learn a little, at least not ill, and if you get sick, at least not die, why we are all grateful. "
Buddha
Life is a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty body, well preserved, but rather skid in sideways, also be used, utterly exhausted and loudly proclaiming - "Wow - what a ride!"
Bill McKenna
"Here is the test of whether you have fulfilled your mission on Earth: if you live, it is not."
-Richard Bach
A man must pay the musicians, in my case, Happ
The Procrastinator's Creed:
1. I think that if something is worth, it would have done.
2. Never move quickly, except to avoid more or find excuses.
3. Never rush into a job without a lifetime studying long.
4. I meet all my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of injuries that can expect to miss this.
5. I firmly believe that tomorrow the possibility that new technologies, astounding discoveries, and the suspension of my functions.
6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time.
7. Never forget that the probability of a miracle if infinitesmally weak, is not exactly zero.
8. If at first you do not succeed, there's always next year.
9. Whenever you decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change their attitude.
10. I have to always begin, start, start making the first step and / or write the first word, when I gand around him.
11. I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task, the smaller the work before they are executed in the most important task.
12. I know that the work cycle is not plan / start / finish, but wait / plan / plan.
13. Never leave until tomorrow what you can remember much.
14. I'm going to the old order of the Two-Headed Turtles (the Procrastinator's Society to join) if they ever organized.
"Without education we are taken seriously in the horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people." - GK Chesterton
"It is not about life, do not care anyway to survive."
"If you feel you have the feet on the ground, has not the university." - Robert Goheen
"They can not all A's and still life." - Walker Percy
An old proverb:
You only live once in this life. Now you can go around screamin Kickin 'a', 'old' teeth gnashin old .... but moves under way.
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